K, history storreh time... You evah wonder why no moa Hawaiians in da olympic races? Cuz at da trials, braddahs was trowin dea slippahs was on dea hands – BOOM records was straight shattered cuz! And da officials needed fo give other countries one chance. Shoo shoo. But da local braddahs just kept running dea feet on not dea mout.
(Dat story was make like)
